bublewrap:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the hell is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky

theunjustifiedtruth:

onlyblackgirl:

thotiemusprime:

imsoshive:

gang0fwolves:

kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.
At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.
Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.
When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 


SHIT SON

BYE



OH NAHHHHHHHH



I could cry

theunjustifiedtruth:

onlyblackgirl:

thotiemusprime:

imsoshive:

gang0fwolves:

kryptonot:

sixpenceee:

A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.

At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.

Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.

When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face. 

SHIT SON

BYE

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OH NAHHHHHHHH

I could cry

lynnisamystery:

Don’t tell bisexuals they need to pick a team

Don’t tell bisexuals they are confused

Don’t tell bisexuals they’re greedy

Don’t tell bisexuals they’re one or the other sexuality if they settle down with one gender

AND FOR FUCKS SAKE IF SOMEONE WHO IDENTIFIED AS BISEXUAL BEGINS IDENTIFYING AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN BISEXUAL DON’T BELITTLE THEM FOR IT OR SAY “I TOLD YOU SO”

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

Benedict Cumberbatch can’t say “Penguins”

"…But what the word “feminist” does do is acknowledge the very long history of the women’s rights movement. I agree with what [Joss Whedon is] saying: It should just be assumed men and women are equally important and equally capable—but it’s not, and it hasn’t been for thousands of years. So, “feminism” and being a “feminist” is an acknowledgement of that history and the culture we’ve lived in for a long time. It’s a reaction to that, but for me, that’s an important acknowledgement to make."

JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT SPOUTING SO MUCH TRUTH (via carolineeand)

tibby-wynter:

tibby-wynter:

Opening up 5 slots for commissions.

Because I’m going back to college soon and I really need the money for supplies and other junk.

Bust: 

$5 sketch, $7 flat color, $10 full color/shaded (+$2 for every character)

Half body:

$7 sketch, $10 flat color, $15 full color/shaded (+$5 additional characters

Full body:

$10 sketch, $15 flat color, $20 full color/shaded (+$5 additional characters)

Chibis:

$5 sketch/flat color, $8 full color/shaded (+2 additional characters)

+5-10 for a background (varies based on complexities)

Payment

Paypal is preferred. I can take payment after the piece is finished. 

Contact

you can message me here or email me at tibbywynter@yahoo.com

Restrictions

I can draw just about anything (OCs, Furries, Animals, Pairings, etc.)

only restrictions are mechas and nsfw stuff

Whether you can commission me or not, I’d appreciate reblogs and signal boosts in general. 

Edit (Updated 26/8):

I can do transparent pieces now as a free option

***Update***
 I’m reblogging this one as well as I just recently found out that I have to shell out all the money on my card (approx. $1200) plus get another $400 just so I can keep my dorm room

I’m trying to get help from the family as well, but most of them won’t lend me a cent unless I drop everything to do them favors, and likely won’t help me anyway. 

But that means groceries and general spending money is tight (and my health issues require a gluten free/organic diet which is hella expensive but the alternative is day long migraines and, in the long run, eat away at my brain due to my sensitivity to it)

Please. Please PLEASE REBLOG. even if you don’t plan on commissioning me.

To be a man

tornadoesoup:

achillesdflandres:

you don’t need

  • to bind your breasts
  • outie genitals
  • a superiority complex
  • butt hair

you do need

  • to be as swift as a coursing river
  • with all the force of a great typhoon
  • with all the strength of a raging fire
  • mysterious as the dark side of the moon

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST ON THE PLANET